The other day my son Ross was walking on all 4s like a monkey, so I said something like "hey monkey, come here!". Our brilliant 7-year-old said something like, "Dad, I'm not a monkey, I'm a gorilla!". I asked him where his tail was, and he told me that go

The other day my son Ross was walking on all 4s like a monkey, so I said something like "hey monkey, come here!". Our brilliant 7-year-old said something like, "Dad, I'm not a monkey, I'm a gorilla!". I asked him where his tail was, and he told me that go ... http://bit.ly/1j42ZX